tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.

"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"

by broseph6699 November 19, 2019

Mama Steve

Mama Steve is a 19 year old single mom that goes by the name “Steve Harrington” in the show “Stranger Things” and is played by the actor Joe Keery

Look! It’s mama Steve!

by Rea 🐦 March 23, 2021

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

Steve

A man typically in his late 40's, with a massive beer belly and an even more massive bad attitude.
These are usually found inhabiting the midlands of England and Scotland

"Did you see that guy yelling at youths yesterday?"
"Yeah man he is such a Steve"
"Ikr"

by Raf is on the roof again January 28, 2022

Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.

Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!

by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.

I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.

by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017

Steving

Getting ridiculously drunk prior to an event or occasion of which you were assigned an important role. "Steving" is getting too drunk to effectively perform said role.

"At the pregame for his cousin's wedding, Steven found himself Steving again - and just like that, we were down a groomsman."

by Felix Arugula September 3, 2022