Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014
Get the Smashed Crab Syndromemug. A mans sexual actions on a woman, when he enters her vaginally or anally from behind in an over-excitable way.
The expression could be used best contextually in a shopping mall when your mates are cruisin' and he wants to describe ones finding of a bird across the way, he would like to "smash the back" out of, for the enjoyment of the conversation.
The expression could be used best contextually in a shopping mall when your mates are cruisin' and he wants to describe ones finding of a bird across the way, he would like to "smash the back" out of, for the enjoyment of the conversation.
Oy brah... check out 3 o'clock, in line at Subway.. damnnnnn id be wise to smash the back out of that one .
by Ham6 June 12, 2018
Get the smash the backmug. Most common attack used by Alt Right to protect the Republicans. It's a parody of attack used by All Might in anime Boku No Hero Academia
by Drocitto123 May 30, 2019
Get the Liberal Smashmug. S-Source
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by Jescam August 18, 2018
Get the SMASHmug. Last night was not a good night, I was at the hospital and got mouthy with some of the staff, next thing I know I am in the alley getting bug smashed by gang of shriners.
by starinsideahumansuit October 3, 2010
Get the bug smashmug. by BAKA BOY ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)UWU September 27, 2021
Get the Oven Smashmug. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.
Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."
by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018
Get the Smashed Smashedmug.