Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. So it refers to having rough sex.

Person 1: hey you wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we could do either ;)

by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021

granny slap

A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"

John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.

by thelastcard November 22, 2011

slapping dough

Act of masturbating.

Friend: Damn man, you look all flushed.
You: Yeah, I just got done slapping dough.

by A.J. Gonzalez May 8, 2005

Norris slap

Same thing as a kerry slap, except the slap to the head is replaced with a swift roundhouse kick.

Chuck norris is the only man alive to have ever norris slapped a women while ripping a beating heart out of a mans chest.

by anonymous7876 August 4, 2006

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

Cripple Slap

Tis a verb in which happens when someone or something crippled, gives you a nice solid slap in the face, arm, leg, etc.

The little girl cripple slapped her best friend. "Oh dude. You just got cripple slapped by that girl with the broken back using a walker. You idiot"

by Ziggy Steamboat April 10, 2010

Slap Day

Today is the day you can slap your friends. You can slap your friends shorter than you at 1:00-12:00 am, and friends taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.

small boi and tall boi: it's today
tall boi: *slaps small boi at 9:00 am on Slap Day*
small boi: *slaps tall boi at 2:00 on Slap Day*

by a total e-girl November 13, 2019