self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.

Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.

by der Hahn December 19, 2010

get down with your bad self

to misbehave, to party, to lose control of oneself and do things one shouldn't do, to get in touch with the rebellious part of one's personality

Look at her, she's been screwing every guy she meets! Yeah, she's gettin down with her bad self.

by Roody September 7, 2005

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

do it your own damn self

When you're too afraid to do something so you ask someone else

Harry: can you ask Tomous out for me?
Jim: no, do it your own damn self

by Obama is my senpai June 4, 2016

S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Very emotional and may lead to severe depression caused by the deep feelings produced by this saying

he hit her=she shit herself S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

by bigdaddynat April 21, 2019

i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense

Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021

A person who keeps to them self

A person who 'keeps to them self' is a quiet person like an outcast or wallflower.

'Look Jeffrey isn't really speaking that much", 'yeah, he likes to keep to himself'.
'why doesn't he act like all the other guys' , 'He is a person who keeps to them self'.

by jorj_kate December 16, 2013