bill slap

(verb) the act of slapping your forehead in shock upon receipt a $5000 mobile broadband bill when you thought you had signed an unlimited use contract

An Oklahoma woman who bill slapped herself so hard that she had to visit her local emergency room, has filed a lawsuit against AT&T (NYSE: T) and RadioShack (NYSE: RSH) after she purchasing a netbook with a 3G data plan and receiving a $5,000 bill for exceeding her monthly data cap.

http://www.informationweek.com/news/telecom/business/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=215600328&subSection=News

by GeorgeDawes March 12, 2009

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Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. So it refers to having rough sex.

Person 1: hey you wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we could do either ;)

by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021

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Slap Guts

The act of fucking a chick so hard, your slappin her guts.

Henry: Hey dude did you slap guts last night?

Cory: Yeah man I fucked the shit out of that hoe.

by The firetruck December 6, 2010

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granny slap

A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"

John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.

by thelastcard November 22, 2011

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Norris slap

Same thing as a kerry slap, except the slap to the head is replaced with a swift roundhouse kick.

Chuck norris is the only man alive to have ever norris slapped a women while ripping a beating heart out of a mans chest.

by anonymous7876 August 4, 2006

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Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

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