ring sting

hairy arse when someone`s talking shite

by Teddyx02 May 10, 2003

ringing the liberty bell

when a dude takes a dump SO large that it comes back up outta' the toilet ball and hits his balls

meagan, "Man, what took you so long in there?"
Unky Brad, "Whoa! Dude! I was just ringing the liberty bell!"
meagan, "Did you at least take a picture?"
Unky Brad, "Na, but I didn't flush"

by classy dame May 28, 2011

Gringo Napkin Ring

when you put an onion ring around the shaft of your penis and make someone suck you off til they can reach it. from the latin.

i gave sheila a gringo napkin ring!

by shaft_in_your_salad November 20, 2004

Third-Ring-Voicemail

A sign of rejection that is experienced when one person calls another's cell phone and they can hear the phone ring two to three times before the callee's voice mail begins. It is indicative of the callee not wanting to speak to the caller. Had the callee's phone been off, the voice mail would have picked up immediately. More rings would indicate the callee missed the call.

Billy knew that the girl he met the other night wanted nothing to do with him because when he called her for the first time he was third-ring-voicemailed.

by Bintang760 March 24, 2011

bk onion ring fart

When your fart smells just like Burger King onion rings. Typically happens 6-8 hours after consuming Burger King Onion Rings.

Phew!! BK onion ring fart!! I know that smell ANYWHERE!!

by luknoi October 2, 2013

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.

I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Hong Kong Ring Around

When you stick a chopstick down your urethra, run into a wall at full speed, and scream "FREE HONG KONG"

Dave: I just did the Hong Kong ring around!

Jacob: Did your penis split in half?

Dave: Yeah but it was worth it to spread awareness for Hong Kong

by EggMaster76 December 6, 2019