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retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School
"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence
by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017
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retard button

A spot or location on a person's body, mostly located on the back that when pressed or stimulated properly, will cause a spasm or involuntary muscle movement, I.E. squeezing the shoulders together and cringing.
"Hey man why did you freak out in class like that? Jimmy hit my retard button."
by Terry larod October 27, 2017
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retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.
If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr
by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016
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Retarded Badger

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions
by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011
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Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011
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Retard Tinglies

When you watch someone do something retarded, and feel embarrassed for them.
I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!
by dc1234567 July 26, 2011
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Fuckin' Retard

Wow Niks is such a fuckin' retard
by Bruh300000 April 1, 2020
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