wet retard 

A name for a seal. See dry seal

Im going to the zoo to see the wet retard show.

wet retard by Wingman September 27, 2004

jumping retard 

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

jumping retard by mdoggydog March 7, 2009

virgin retard 

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!

Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...

virgin retard by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016

Bleeding retard

Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.

Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."

Bleeding retard by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 4, 2012

coked up retard 

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up

“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”

coked up retard by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020

Schrodinger's Retard 

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"

>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"

Schrodinger's Retard by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023

Electric Retard

One of the most disgusting Web Comics ever made. It prides itself on rabid pedophilia, rape, gore, murder, and so forth, all drawn in MS Paint. Also a matter of 'pride' to them is that they where banned from Germany.

Some say that this is far & out the worst of internet shock sites.

Sick shit, dude. Don't believe me? Search Electric Retard on Google. You'll wish you didn't afterwards.

Electric Retard by Zero Proxy January 6, 2008