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Queef

When your coochie has been crock-potting all day at work under lots of pressure, and you get home, take off your pants and let off a little steam.
Oh god, I've been waiting all day to get this queef out!
by Trash Cattery November 27, 2025
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Queef Quarrel

When you have air inside of your pussy and bend downward and start queefing and can’t stop.
My boyfriend asked me to stick my ass in his face and my pussy had a queef quarrel right in front of his face.
by Messymind December 6, 2025
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Inverted Queef

While my wife was spooning me, I performed an inverted queef.
by InvertedQueefer December 29, 2025
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Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale
by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022
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queef cuck

shirt man that is whiny and needs to shut the fuck up
Aim is a queef cuck.
by Queefcuck69 June 11, 2022
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queef

an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.
by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022
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Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors
Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better
by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022
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