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Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing
“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night

Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021
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Queef pup

Used when your talking to @samanthabrooke54 or @samanthababy28 on tiktok. Use this when your feeling frustrated or mad towards her
Ugh Samantha you are such a little QUEEF PUP !!!
by Sheep78 February 7, 2022
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Arbys queef

When a woman has some extra meat curtains like an arbys roast beef sandwich and you've just got done packing her vag full of air her meat curtains flap when she queefs.
Just railed my old lady her meat curtains were flapping in the wind god damn looking like an arbys roast beef sandwich fuckin arbys queef
by We've got the meat November 9, 2021
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queef

queef is love, queef is life
by br1anna November 27, 2020
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Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.
I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!
by Poudussy September 22, 2021
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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