petty officer

A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.

Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

petty bitches

makena and ava

those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them

by mrjarp April 1, 2020

heavy petting

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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by Doesnt Matter July 3, 2003

pretty boner

it means that shit is pretty kewl

dude i had a pretty boner starfruit.

by camile February 4, 2007

pretty

Having the eye-pleasing qualities, but lacking in everything else including normal thought processes.

Joey: "OW! I just ran into the door!"
Amanda: "That's why you're pretty."

by I<3pie June 7, 2007

prettyful

this is describing how something looks

That is a prettyful hat.

by Char 1013 December 3, 2007

Petty

Lorena

Lorena is petty

by Jdogrod May 23, 2016