Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

day of personal excellence

a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.

Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.

by jwwhitej October 23, 2013

don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense’

kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.

by Frand April 1, 2019

the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you

the person you punch is next to you

by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019

Person that i love

A girl who i refer to as dusty bun, swiper, an person that i love

Person: Why do you call her “person that i love
Me: its an inside joke

by justM0nica August 12, 2019

The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.

Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-

by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020

Kim psychotic personality

A mental illness that is marked by paranoia, antisocial personality, narcissism, and sadism. The North Korean dictatorial Kim family are the first ones to be diagnosed with such mental illness.

Kim psychotic personality runs in the family and is easily spread by years of desensitization, brainwashing, and other factors.

by Yobberson June 21, 2017