you hate life.
by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Best MCPE Legit. He Takes Less Kb Than The Best Player, "uyv". He Literally Solos The Whole Sumo And SW Comm. He's a Hive Goat And Too Good.
by kowexe December 13, 2023

The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.
Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
by GarKing May 23, 2022

A phrase often used by God in the Bible and Torah to assert his dominance, despite his obvious insecurity about the position and therefore his constant need to repeat it over and over again, as often as sentences apart.
"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.
- Leviticus 18
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.
- Leviticus 18
by Sacreum July 23, 2024

A hot, intelligent, different, woman magnet, boy. Example a there's a monkey lord known as Adam who is a different breed that can go to the past and to the future.
by Dc. Hondovandosh April 18, 2021
