Noodle

A slang used by asians in Philadelphia to describe a person who is a pussy, nerd, geek, etc.

Man Devin, Jonathan, and Nathan are noodles, they don't know how to hang

by pookie5523 September 3, 2014

Noodle

Usually someone who identifies as 'straight' until 'wet'.

"She is such a noodle, why did I ever have a crush on her?"

...
"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"

by lezgirls March 1, 2015

Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015

Nooblet

The ultimate form of a noob. Actually the worst person to ever play

Paul: Wow you actually suck, like really bad.
Luke: Yeah your are
Josef: Pretty awful
David: You are a total Nooblet
Devin: IM TRYING

by dtfbaseball May 5, 2015

noodlelump

A suspicious lump in your bowl of noodles.

The boy watched in horror as the noodlelump kept moving under his noodles.

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

Noodle Knob

a person who put themselves out there sexually.

That girl is such a noodle knob

by xxgurlxx June 8, 2015

Noodle

A gold digger and a ho. They look bad with prada bags and the take it in the mouth or in the ass. Trick daddy can be credited for making up the term especially for these hos.

That girl over there staring at the rims on Eddie's car is a noodle looking for a sugar daddy.

by the_deity July 23, 2015