nathan cumings

literally the most perfect human on this earth he's so amazing yeah omg omg yeah and he's so smart and shi like omg u got me blushing bro

me: nathan cumings is so cute bro i wish he knew who i was

all my friends: girl u ain't ever tried to talk to him

by your mom lieks caelum February 25, 2022

Nathan

Nathan is the most fucking usless fat missable fuckface. The only thing he can do is shout and swear. He tries to make friends but everyone tells him to fuck off. His car is a shopping trolley. He can’t do anything normal like a human.

Oh look there’s a nathan ugly bastard lemon and peach cake.

by Oushjgkpe April 19, 2018

Nathan

He’s hot and knows how to play baseball. Scared to date because you don’t know how attach your gonna get. Cannot swim well can barley swim.

Nathan is so good a baseball

by Dezie May 22, 2022

Nathan

Nathan is trash at pokemon

Did you see that Nathan he is so bad at Pokémon

by Kill all nathans April 5, 2019

Nathan

Nathan is a name that is used to name children. Nathan is also an amazing friend and overall person in general, be a Nathan.

Person 1: "what's that dudes name?
Person 2: "him? That's Nathan! He's awesome!"
Person 1: "why's he in a full army suit.."
Person 2: "mind your business."

by Defnotolli October 19, 2025

Nathan A.

A kid who is actually sped and is addicted to weed.

Hi I’m nathan a. I’m smoking weed. Dur dur dur.

by Hoe. January 16, 2020

Nathan O’Shea

A right hard lad from the land of Ireland who’s gone famous on TikTok for beating the shit outta fellas

Did u hear about Nathan O’Shea beating the shit outta Daniel farmer

by Eoin Mahoney December 2, 2024