Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

gay music

Electronic music is the music type who listened by specifically gays. The true man listens black metal.

Look at this dude. He is definitely listening to gay music.

by gaymusiclover May 10, 2022

thirst music

music that makes you thirsty and not for water ;)

"Is that the 50 shades soundtrack?"
"Yes, How did you know?"
"Thats so real thirst music!"

by thethirsttrain April 15, 2015

Epic the Musical

One of the best music series ever written. It has been written by the genius that is Jorge Rivera-Herrans, and is about Odesseus' journey.

Person 1: Have you listenen to Epic the Musical today yet?

Person 2: No not yet, i will listen to one of its songs right now

by PigeonProtector April 5, 2023

Shitmas music

Christmas music that radio stations wouldn't dare play because the audience would leave, but yet Department stores can play so employees have to put up with the horrible music.

Oh, shitmas music is playing again. Damn that's horrible!

by Gyphed December 1, 2019

Music queer

A person who overly obsesses over music, goes as far as looking up new music to seem "cool" to his friends.

Person 1: "Guys look at this new song that I just discovered, bet you've never heard it before."
Person 2: "Shut up, music queer."

by FlyingPotato38 February 21, 2017

Pop music

A type of really shitty music that all other music lovers hate.

1: Country music listeners, rockers, and hiphop listeners all hate eachother, but they all agree that pop music is the shittiest thing that anyone could listen to.

by skull-choker February 11, 2022