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X-ray machine

The X-Ray machine shows your bones in your body.
by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023
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Meth Machine

A person who devours Meth like an absolute Machine
This person is definitely a Meth Machine.
by Subscribe to Twinsztyler on Yo January 12, 2025
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My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021
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Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.
Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.
by sniper98g July 19, 2014
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Sex Machine

Damn he is such an Sex Machine
by Slovenski ginget April 8, 2021
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Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him
by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023
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