X-ray machine

An electromagnetic machine.

The X-Ray machine shows your bones in your body.

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

Meth Machine

A person who devours Meth like an absolute Machine

This person is definitely a Meth Machine.

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Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

by sniper98g July 19, 2014

Sex Machine

Gal OR Anej

Damn he is such an Sex Machine

by Slovenski ginget April 8, 2021

Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023