Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

Luke drummey

Fucking neek who can’t get girls and is clapped as fuck 😂

Luke drummey fucking butterz guy

by FATZz December 8, 2018

Luke Sinclair

A Luke Sinclair is what you call a very sexy male when wanting to be discreet

Person1: man that Luke Sinclair is so hot

Person2: he made me wet

by 45325353543645 October 5, 2022

Luke

Luke is a wanna be skater dude with great outfit choices. He's short and cool, he plays baseball and is very muscular. Luke has infinite rizz and pulls anyone he wants. HE IS THE RIZZ GOD!!!!!

Oh, see Luke over there?

Yea hes hot.

by BIGPOOPOOEATER May 17, 2023

Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson

im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was

by James shitllett November 13, 2011

Luke’s Food Review

The most famous cafeteria food reviewer on the face of the earth.

Yo, did you guys watch the newest video on Luke’s Food Review?

by Half eaten tomato May 10, 2024

Luke cold

We've heard of luke warm water, luke warm coffee. Luke cold is when something isn't too hot, isn't too cold. its that perfect temperature. Luke cold water is when you put water in the fridge for about 15/30 mins. chugging temperature.

This water is luke cold.

by God King Danger April 27, 2022