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Lemon

lmeon ssooo huot okkgmmg
bro lemon is hot 🤤
by F3LIX May 3, 2021
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lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
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lemon

by Astolfo2 June 16, 2021
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Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon
I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”
by LemonSex March 17, 2023
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Lemon Head Daiquiri

During sex one partner will urinate into the other partners oral region, the urine must be a mixture of piss and cum.
We are going to need to make some Lemon Head Daiquiri.
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 23, 2021
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lemon squigy

She is very nice and protective of her friends . She loves to shop and she is nice funny supportive kind. She is always there for her friends
by Lemon this man March 30, 2017
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Lemon Campbell

Someone who is not cool at all and is so gah and looks like a lemon.
Wow! No one likes Lemon Campbell! He is quite gay!
by Mcfoebapcap March 6, 2020
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