by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009
Perjorative description of an effeminate male with an excessive number of compensative macho tattoos.
(Nautical in origin)
(Nautical in origin)
"Jeez mate, you seen all the tats on the new guy who joined our ship yesterday?"
"Yeah, but he couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. Painted Lady if ever I saw one!"
"Yeah, but he couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. Painted Lady if ever I saw one!"
by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020
The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.
by D0c June 23, 2007
Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
by Virgin Suicides June 07, 2017
A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.
Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!
Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!
Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
by Spider-man 3 October 23, 2007
by Mr. Donnelly x May 30, 2017
A lesbian woman. Named after the comfortably-shod Canadian chanteuse, KD Lang. Who is yet to find herself the right man
"I used to love Sam Fox in the 1980s, I dreamt about marrying her"
"No chance mate, she's a KD lady"
"No chance mate, she's a KD lady"
by Roger Mellie 84 October 13, 2008