luke

Luke is an absolute idiot, you can’t hang out with him cuz he a 6th grader and plays WoW and is a female repellant

Luke makes all women run away

by I make non non truth December 24, 2023

Luke

Luke. At first he's very nice and fragile guy but Luke is good liar, well very good liar, despite him looking good Luke still a liar. Talented liar.

-Do you still see that guy named Luke?
-No, not anymore, he's a liar!

by Welshbeach December 28, 2023

Luke

Probably doesn’t understand that this is a joke.

“Bro your such a Luke”

by Allidap Xam January 4, 2024

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

luke sigma

definition of luke sigma is just luke is gigachad sigma male ohio rizzmas

luke : ohio rizzma how you would response to that is ( luke sigma )

by dingdongler January 24, 2024

Luke

He might be him.

"Dang, did you see that guy do a backflip? Oh that's just Luke"

by EdgingGoated January 30, 2024