Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.
Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.
Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.
Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”
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