I was just talking to (Boss's Name)

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.

(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"

by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011

i just broke my wrist

What happens when you are whippin' like a chef (ouu)

Damn my nigga I just broke my wrist while cooking like a chef! Shiiit... I'm whippin' like Lil Pump

by Yung Perc July 14, 2017

just setting up my twttr

The very first tweet written on Twitter.

Kyle: Hey, do you know what the first tweet on Twitter was?
Chris: just setting up my twttr
Kyle: Okay.

by The Real Driller July 14, 2021

Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!

Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)

Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!

Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally

by AhkNemet1 August 26, 2009

lol u just got owned

What the retards say when they kill you in Halo notice the spelling, Non capitilization, Everything it has is fail. This can be used in times like where you get ganked by 5 people and then one person messages you and says lul u just got owned, Sometimes they can put the word nigger on it to make it even more classy.

Me: HALO IS FUN
Noob: lol u just got owned
Me: FUCK YOU.

by The guy who types stuff May 3, 2010

lets just keep it me and you

a seperation between two individules when there is an uncomfortable pressure issued by one party

paul: so i was thinking about how things were going between us...

mandy:... lets just keep it me and you hun.

by deja bear May 8, 2009

Just going to have a couple drinks

Getting blackout

Hey Mitch, do you want to go out tonight, we're just going to have a couple drinks tonight.

by Smashley8 April 25, 2016