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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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Jojo Johnson

Where you give a transgender a blowjob and then cumshot in the ears and lick the ears and start licking the crack whilst the transgender hasn’t wiped and you’ve got shit over your face and start tongue kissing aggressively until you feel sick and be sick all over the genitals and stay aggressively sucking on the genital and jumping until they cum and eat all the cum and then you start jumping them until you cum and start licking your own cum and anything left over until you eventually pass out
Me and my partner had a JoJo Johnson and it was amazing!
by Lg49 January 29, 2022
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jayla johnson

Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad
by Sluxreper June 17, 2018
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Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.
"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023
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Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better
Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Chappy Johnson

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month
by SnoMEX May 24, 2018
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