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Jimmy

A person that thinks they can roast but is too fucking stupid to realise that they are just using old, recycled roasts from the internet and passing them off as their own. This person is one that you don't want to get into an argument with, as you will probably want to either beat his face in, walk away laughing so hard you'll asphixiate at his stupidness, or die.
Brad: Yo, I met a Jimmy yesterday.
Jim: Really, how the fuck are you still alive.
Brad: I don't know, but the little bastard was so annoying I wanted to either drown, hang myself, shoot myself in the head, or just fucking die.
Jim: Man, that must have been really bad. I feel sorry for you
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Jimmy

Addicted to fortnite rainbow six siege and solitaire. Is very gay

Super gay
You jimmy
by Lmaodbwha July 10, 2019
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Jimmy

Jimmy is a quiet guy at first but once you get to know him he’s a angry Brit he loves to jerk his turkey and can open you like a crow bar in your sleep
Jimmy stop jerking your turkey
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Im having so much fun with your Jimmy
by haaaaaallllloo July 27, 2019
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Jimmy D

A particularly strong blow job received from an electronic device. Short form of James Dyson.
Margaret wouldn't go down on me last night, so I went down the shed for a Jimmy D.
by Zogbot Mcjohnson July 29, 2019
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Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.
by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019
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Jimmy

Jimmy is a homo gay and will fuck anything he sees he lives in Alabama and likes to smash his sister and loves to smell man ass

He looks like a frog with AIDS and he has 69 STDs

Hes favorite snake is his mom but mostly a melted ice cream cone from a Chinese dumpster that was diped in ketchup
Eww Jimmy stop fucking the molding cheese
by I want the Kermit Fry's November 16, 2019
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