jimmy lundquist

one sexy MF//:

Jimmy Lundquist is one sexy mother fucker!!!!!

by Jimmy Lundquist November 17, 2021

Jimmy Girl

when you love someone so fucking much that you would give them anything.

I WOULD GIVE YOU THECWORLD JIMMY GIRL YOU JUST GOTTA BE WORTH IT, O o O, YOU AINT GOTTA BE PERFECT.

by Jeramayah March 07, 2019

Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg

When you get angry at the kid with a peanut allergy so you nut in their face

Damn maybe I shouldn’t have pulled a Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg on Tommy, he’s in the hospital.

by Benjaminurmom April 18, 2022

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017

Capt'n Jimmy

A witty and charming guy. A favorite in any crowd.

I want to be just like Capt'n Jimmy when I grow up

by Capt'n Jimmy D October 21, 2021

Jimmy Jangled

Getting overwhelmed or discombobulated, specifically in a videogame.

I can't come res you, I'm getting Jimmy Jangled.

by LonerBowner February 14, 2024

waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

by Flubber Gassing September 09, 2011