Jasmine

A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.

Have you seen Jasmine?

Did you check El Tio's roof?

Yes, she wasn't there.

Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?

by TooBadIHaveToDestroyYouNow May 7, 2022

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Jasmine

A name for a girl.

Example Guy 1 : Hey Jasmine, mind passing me a sharpener?

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Jamin

A compulsive liar with a cheeky smile. He may be an absolute fucking idiot sometimes but he's well meaning and is just looking for a good time. A self proclaimed indie fan who listens to shit like tame Impala and Interpol. Can make for a shitty boyfriend sometimes but it's the best and most genuine person you'll ever meet.

"I can't believe Jamin cheated on me again!"
"My mom said Jamin can't come over anymore because he pissed on our curtains the last time."

by r0xch_ May 14, 2022

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