D Joke

Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D

lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh

by SwishyBro January 12, 2023

Joke

If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music

And an activist?

Ans: a guy that's quite active.

What a great joke

by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023

Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

Inside joke

A joke pertaining to a friend group or online community, through which it is exchanged exclusively. Similar to memes, but more specific to a smaller, more clearly-defined group of people.

friend 1: "Guess it's time for you to go get your own boat, then!"
friend 2: "Ha! You smartass, you!"
stranger: "Uh... was that a joke or something...?"
friend 2: "Oh, it's just a silly little inside joke. Don't sweat it."

by Inlovewithabsol July 26, 2023

Joey Joke

A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.

Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.

by JoeyJokes420 August 12, 2023

zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023