A person on the internet, most likely a loser, who uses people, especially girls, to to anything he so wishes. He will charm girls he does not know, then 'groom' them, as it were, then persistently tell them how he loves them, and wishes he could buy a plane ticket to come and 'visit' her. Also uses falsified, glorified, less than bona-fide claims like he has cancer, or is injured in some fatal way.
Yet, the girl always knows this guy is lying terribly, and when he is confronted, he will get angry or sad with her, and do whatever he can to try and stay near her, even when she has blocked him.
He is a massive attention whore, and a huge Narcissist.
Care should be taken to avoid this fellow, for as unlikely as it sounds, he might stop cyber dating and meet someone for real, and kidnap them.
Yet, the girl always knows this guy is lying terribly, and when he is confronted, he will get angry or sad with her, and do whatever he can to try and stay near her, even when she has blocked him.
He is a massive attention whore, and a huge Narcissist.
Care should be taken to avoid this fellow, for as unlikely as it sounds, he might stop cyber dating and meet someone for real, and kidnap them.
Internet Wazzock: Ohh you know that quake we had in Cali? I grandfather clock fell on me, and i got glass right through my pupil and am scared to go to the doctor...
Person: Oh yeah? Like the time you said you had Cancer?
Internet Wazzock: I'm not lying *tries to back up with outlandish claims*
Person: Oh yeah? Like the time you said you had Cancer?
Internet Wazzock: I'm not lying *tries to back up with outlandish claims*
by midnightpanda April 18, 2010
Get the Internet Wazzockmug. the way straight men pronounce acronyms used on the internet, lol = luhl, stfu = stuffoo, etc. only girls pronounce the letters
dude 1: L O L man, i saw this movie-
dude 2: wat r u gay or something? it's pronounced "luhl", noob, learn internet pronounciation
dude 2: wat r u gay or something? it's pronounced "luhl", noob, learn internet pronounciation
by the commissar June 23, 2009
Get the internet pronounciationmug. by lovedatporn March 24, 2019
Get the internet pornmug. Fraaaaaaaan: i am officially internet famous
Aliero: whats that?
Fraaaaaaaan: nearly as good as Ghostbuster famous but not quite!
Aliero: whats that?
Fraaaaaaaan: nearly as good as Ghostbuster famous but not quite!
by Fraaaaaaaan June 20, 2008
Get the Internet Famousmug. To be so pissed off at someone that your talking to while being online. becoming so mad, that you want to shot them down
w/ your internet gun.
w/ your internet gun.
by LORI LUSH! August 7, 2007
Get the internet gunmug. by Butterfly Goddess May 8, 2008
Get the Internet Trollmug. by GhostShank May 25, 2014
Get the internet friendsmug.