Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019

space-ifest destiny

The belief that the United States has a clear destiny to expand into outer space; America has a manifest destiny in space.

In the mid-19th century, Manifest Destiny dominated American politics; in the mid-21st century it will be Space-ifest Destiny.

by Steveroflstomp December 13, 2010

space coaster 69

When you ride your girl like a roller coaster all the way into space.

Ahmed performed the sacred space coaster 69 last night. He was never seen again.

by Uncle Travy Scott December 26, 2020

black hole (space)

after a massive star explodes it becomes a black hole

it is the most powerful thing in the freakin universe you just cant escape him

I wont talk of hypermassive black holes cuz I can.
short version they are more big than the galaxy

A: i hope our sun never become a black hole (space)
B:yea i will not allow that I will lose my beach!

by springroberto2020 January 10, 2022

Do not write in this space

Okay, I won't jot down any letters or numbers --- but I WILL make lots of meaningless scribbly lines and ink-smudges in it, so dat YOU can't write anything in dat space, either! PPPPTHTHTHTHPPPPPT!!!

Telling someone "Do not write in this space" on a paperwork-form is virtually a guarantee that he will seethingly scrawl all kinds of infuriated gibberish in that precious little space, especially if he is feeling resentful about having to feverishly fill out the stupid form in the first place ("Whatever happened to the Paperwork-Reduction Act?!"), just as posting a "No Smoking" sign or putting up a "Keep Off The Grass" placard often results in an INCREASE in said unwanted activity, rather than lessening it!

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

waste of human space

A guy who is taking up a spot on earth which he should not have, he is a waste if human space

*Rap battle*
Kid- You are a waste of human space

Other kids OHHHHHHH #OMFG #GG

by You are waste August 8, 2017

chinese space launch

When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.

Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.

by djf December 13, 2014