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Joke

Person1:Wanna joke?
Person2:A joke?
Person1:Yeah.
Person1:A joke
Person2:What's a joke?
Person1:Here's an examp-
Person2:Okay i'm ready
Person1:Knock Knock? Say, Who's there.
Person2:Who's There?
Person1:Interrupting cow! You say interrupting cow who?
Person2:Interrupting co-
Person1:Mooooooooooooo
Person2:Hey I didn't get to finish!
Person1:I know!
Person2: Ohhhhh!
by Mowiam April 18, 2023
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by Chris_28 May 3, 2023
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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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joking aroundabout

Making verbal humor regarding traffic circles.
Safely traversing a rotary is no laughing matter! One should not be "joking aroundabout it" when navigating said dangerous asphalt loop --- total seriousness and concentration are in order there!
by QuacksO May 8, 2023
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Broke as a Joke

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now
by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023
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Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!
by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023
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Joke

Jokes like..elephant can smash an ant.
by Nimosa November 29, 2023
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