Seasoned Dutch Oven

when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."

by seasonedsquirter April 18, 2010

Dutch Gas Chamber

Like the dutch oven, but instead your having sex with a girl and you fart then trap her under the covers. All while your still fucking her.

I was fucking her and had to fart so i trapped her under the covers and gave her a Dutch Gas Chamber.

by GCCB August 25, 2009

Dutch Boy Fingers

A code word for saying a girl is a lesbian. Just think about the story about the boy in Holland who had to put his finger in the dike, and you'll figure out the reference (one hopes).

Alberto: That girl was hot!

Kat: Yeah, but you'll never get her. She has dutch boy fingers.

by kategorical October 4, 2010

double dutch bus

A song by Frankie Smith released in 1994. It is the origin of the 'izzle' language which is now wrongfully credited to snoop dogg.

wizzut izziz yizzo prizzoblem sizzon?

by hizzzzot. March 20, 2005

Surprise Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.

(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)

Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!

Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!

by Vixen_T January 24, 2010

dutch rudder pie

A bunch of guys in a circle "dutch rudder" each other onto a pie. The last one to cum has to eat it.

Mike came second so he didn't have to eat the dutch rudder pie.

by snakedya May 31, 2010

dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017