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Wrench Dick

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.
Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.
by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010
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dick tear

dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.
him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?

her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?

him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.

her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.
by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010
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dick rich

A person who receives a plentiful quantity of dick is often considered "dick rich".
Because of her fondness for "getting some", Jen is what is known as dick rich.
by mcgeester3 October 13, 2011
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Amtrak Dick

When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
by kungfumermaid June 10, 2015
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Ruler dick

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.
1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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Yummy as Dick

Yummy as dick. aka YAD

Sometimes the things in life are in fact yummy as dick, or so I've been told.
The pinot noir I had was yummy as dick.
by Delta Kiral December 23, 2011
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Dicks On Table

When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won
by qaswe April 29, 2009
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