Chinese Boredom

So bored you can't speak/type properly.

Person I : "excellet
excellent*
jesus."

Person II : "Chinese typing again?"

Person I : " Yeah, Chinese Boredom= Right now."

by NottaRealNameIIVIVIV December 25, 2010

Chinese children

The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.

-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!

-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.

by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022

Chinese Chittering Monkey

An Asian Black mo-fucka who won't shut his dumb ass the fuck up

Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey

by Schizophrenic Fuck February 18, 2022

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Woman does Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He takes a taser and tastes her on The Asshole

“Yoooo, That Was The Best Chinese Electric Chair I’ve ever given someone”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025

Chinese Scrotum

The process of initially reducing penis size before engaging in anal intercourse, with the size increasing during insertion.

He used a Chinese Scrotum technique to shrink his penis for anal, letting it expand during insertion.

by Sigma Male 695 May 1, 2025

chinese ice cream

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

by Ben shitty February 28, 2017

chinese democracy

A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.

Chinese Democracy in action.

Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican

Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi

by Flange22 February 7, 2020