Captain Novolin

That one retarded kid with diabetes who thinks he's a superhero. He's just fat.

bro richard is such a Captain Novolin

by Icosalord March 19, 2022

Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Captain Slaphappy

One who frequently masterbates

"Anyone seen john?" "Who? Captain Slaphappy?; probably off doing the deed"

by winterkyles January 4, 2013

Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.

Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.

by Shady256969 February 12, 2022

captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads

All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head

by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020

captain miller

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks

Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...

by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008