Cheese Its

Cheese Its are a rare, priceless substance found only in red rectangular containers labeled "Get Your Own Box". Leading anthropologists believe this to be some kind of a warning of a curse or rather, a message saying that it's the property of someone else.
They are very tasty.

Friend: Hey can I have some of those Cheese its?
Me: No get your own damn box!

by Harpo Hugho Hageman November 5, 2006

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cheese bag

1. A bag which contains cheese
2. Or is it a bag MADE of cheese??
3. A derogatory term given to a familiar person making a stupid comment, or action.
4. An affectionate term for a silly friend!

I can't believe you've just said that, you're such a cheese bag!

by Pink Palace October 6, 2006

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Donkey cheese

The creamy cheese found behind a Donkey's foreskin.

''Robin found some Donkey cheese and it made him cry''

by Steve_S April 2, 2009

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head cheese

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.

I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.

by Pierre D June 17, 2006

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stack cheese

Life from the song "Hip Hop Saved My Life"
and the realization of the song's mention "stack that cheese" by the rogue alchemists.

"He was getting more cheese than a Kodak camera/ Stack like the pancakes from his grandma"

" Stack cheese please. "

by ConsciousWriter January 18, 2008

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nose cheese

The same nasty, smelly substance as ear cheese, the only difference being where it's found: around and under the nose. Like ear cheese, nose cheese is a combination of dead skin cells and soap and shampoo residues, creating a rancid, vomity or fishy odor.

Echhhhhh! I just kissed my girlfriend and she's got some nasty nose cheese----smelled like barf!

by pentozali April 12, 2010

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