Hubby Boy

An adult male who has completely adopted the feminist ideology of his mother-wife as his own. He believes he is superior to other un-feminized men because he has transcended his "toxic masculinity". A HubbyBoy is Identifiable by his use of the word "misogynist" in a non-joking context, as well as frequent references to the importance of his mother wife's career, including bragging about how much higher her salary is than his. A HubbyBoy proudly hyphenates his last name after marriage as a display of reverence and equality. In advanced cases, the family’s children are given the mother’s maiden name. This serves the dual purpose in his demonstrating fealty to her, as well as accounting for the high likelihood that some or all his children are not his genetic progeny. Forever a student of his mother wife’s tutelage and guidance, he makes sure he “asks the boss” before making plans or buying anything. The HubbyBoy knows the sacrifices he has made for his mother wife make him a more refined and gentlemanly "real man.” He leaps at every opportunity to hold or carry her purse.

Synonyms:
beta, white-knight beta male, cuckold, cuckboy, purse carrier, mangina

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HB: "I heard Southwest Airlines pilots are real douchebags"
Steve: "Really? That’s weird. I heard they were the chillest guys ever."
HB: "No. They're raging misogynists."
Steve: "Wow, you sound like a hubby boy."

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"Did you hear Brady quit his job to stay home with the kids so his
wife can write a book on feminine dominance theory during her sabbatical?"
"He's become such a hubby boy."

by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 17, 2022

memo boy

memo the best person everrr i love his songs frr like he is my fav omgg

yoo whos that guy who wrote that song named bucket??

Ohhh thats memo boy why??

bc that song he wrote was good

by thingsforu February 19, 2022

Poo Boi

Poo Boi's are a clan of smooth-brained aliens. They landed on earth 300 million years ago, their true appearance is that of a toilet and their brains are a soft, slimy, and mushy poo on the inside, this is how they gained their name. If you ever suspect anyone you know as a Poo Boi immediately call them out by saying "You're a sussy poo" and they'll shrivel up and show their true form.

"I think Jason is a Poo Boi" "Hey Jason you're a sussy poo"

by NotAPooBoi May 13, 2021

beach boy

Loves the ocean, is seen wearing Gucci, Prada, Dior or Balmain, sandals, sometimes crocs, but rarely. Minimalistic fashion(wears monochromatic colors, along with silver rings and watches and sunglasses) . Is always at the beach, likes leather, satin or any fabric that looks vintage. Probably has a girlfriend and probably makes you feel poor.

"woah look at that dude in his floral Gucci shirt and shorts with his sandals"

"beach boys mate, beach boys"

by Send me ur nudes :) June 8, 2021

Joshy boi

Joshy bois are often very weird creatures. They spend their free time chatting to kids. They yell a lot and have a very certain type. They love Kit Kat’s and arguing with small children even though he knows that they are better smarter and cooler than them.

Joshy boi is a great friend.

by Harrystykes June 15, 2021

closet boy

An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.

Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

towel boy

young boys that carried towels in bathhouses

gio scotti looks like a towel boy in ancient greece

by doboteretoh_doghorse May 22, 2023