ol' irish steamwhistle

a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops

Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.

by BigBuddha76 March 4, 2016

Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025

Irish tank

A tractor with a cannon and missiles.

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022

Irish Kyle

Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.

Omg it’s Irish Kyle!

by Kiud kiud kiud November 25, 2021

irish imp

better described as the mix of fireball cinnamon whiskey & baileys irish cream. truely devilish mix that cums in your mouth.

Bill: Have you tried an irish imp?
Tim: Yes, practically cummed in my mouth!

by saegul March 5, 2022

Irish piss

When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.

“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”

by TheChair June 12, 2024

Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .

This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?

by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020