anal rapage

to rape some one analy

agh u got owned so hard it was practically anal rapage!!!

by jizz monster March 28, 2008

anally penetrated

A term used when a person has totally owned something, or done really well. Usually used in reference to a test, sport, or other personal trial. The term can be reversed to imply failure.

"Dude, how did you do on that test?"
"I totally anally penetrated it, I got a 99%!!"

or:

"How was your hockey game?"
"Ugh, we lost 0-11, the other team totally anally penetrated our goalie!"

by Babisarous Sex February 17, 2009

Anally Snool

Taking a dump in somones mouth as they sleep as to stop them from snoring.

I Anally Snooled Tim Last Night

by Alan Abramovich November 20, 2007

anal acrobat

An Anal Acrobat is someone who is an expert of performing a variety of acrobatical associated moves whilst penetrating either a man or a woman at the same time in the rectum, bum hole, Arse, etc etc aka sphinkter.

"wow ben that move was amazing, and whilst penetrating steve,... you do it surprisingly well. you must have had alot of practise to get as good as u are.You are a true Anal Acrobat "

by Adrian Grimmett July 01, 2006

Anal Astronaught

A naughty astronaut that explores the vast depths of one's ass.
A faggot.

For another definition of Anal Astronaught, please see booty pirate.

by Alexand October 10, 2006

anal vampire

when a vampire flies through your window when your sleeping and you wake up with a sore ass.

good night, dont let the anal vampires bite.

by Roy and Chelsea September 25, 2005

Anal Probe

An anal probe is where one person, male or female, decides to poke or prod a fellow person, again male or female's, anus.
Clothed or naked, it doesn't matter.

Paigan: hey Kaye and Monica what's anal probing?
Kaye: Look Anal Probe up on urbandictionary.com
Monica: Yeah, urbandictionary's the best!

by Kaye and Monibob November 13, 2009