alabama fish cake

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg

Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

by Jimbalanna June 28, 2014

Alabama

All the stereo types about Alabama are true, we have one of the most unsolved murders ratings in the country and have bbq places everywhere. Talledega is the home of meth cooks and rebel flags.

God I love Alabama

by Ye haw March 25, 2019

Somerville, Alabama

An extremely small town that is located about 30 minutes outside of huntsville. We have a video store, a Feed & Seed, and a few gas stations. And lotsa cows. Oh, and there is a trailer park where all the sex offenders live.. But the people in this town are pretty nice and good natured, when they are not meth addicts or sex offenders or Smiling Jimmy. Smiling Jimmy is a guy who loves on Peck Holler Road who masturbates in his truck behind a newspaper and I really don't see why he isn't in prison because he has been caught at our local schools fapping in the parking lot at kids.. So other than the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy, Somerville is a great little town and you should visit!! (I live there, its legit)

Boy: So, where do you live?

Girl: Somerville, Alabama, and yourself?

Boy: Huntsville.. Wait.... Isn't Somerville where all the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy live?

Girl: Yes! I can't believe you have heard of it. Smiling Jimmy gave me candy once!

by Maggie2013 March 30, 2011

Alabama shag

a haircut made popular in the 80's worn primarily by white males that live south of the Mason-Dixon line wearing an Iron Maiden or Hank Williams Jr. t-shirt driving a 1982 Camaro Z-28 or IROC with at least 2 different colored fenders. Also see camaro cut

My girlfreind's Dad was sitting on the porch sporting an Alabama Shag drinking some Busch beer.

by Jesse Dixon May 14, 2006

Alabama Carpet ride

The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina

Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?

Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!

by Big Money Al December 2, 2009

Alabama Slammer

When a guy takes a shit in a girls pussy and then has sex with her... But it's no ordinary girl, it's his sister!!! This undoubtly happens in Alabama!!

Guy 1: Yo dude, I totally Alabama slammered Emily! She loved it!
Guy 2: Emily who??

Guy 1: You know, my sister Emily!!!!

by Brizzle23 September 21, 2016

alabama crabcake

when eating the STD known as crabs from another person's pubic hair.

John decided that, for dessert, he'd have himself some Alabama crabcake.

by Ifixlexus November 9, 2007