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Mega Simp

Nate Connolly is the king of the simps and reigns supreme as the worst simp of them all.
“Yo. You here the Mega Simp is back in town?”
“Yuh, Nate’s over there
“He smells really bad.”
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Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.
Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!
by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021
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UWUdozer simps

A simp for UWUdozer.
UWUdozer simps are the most frightening and despicable kind of simps.
Usually simps are merely annoying to the person they simp for, however, simps of UWUdozer
take to the internet to post incessant fan-art and mentions of UWUdozer.

UWUdozer simping is most commonly found i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶p̶t̶h̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ on GameJolt, and is often sited as the main reason why somebody leaves the platform.

No matter what, under any circumstances, do not simp for UWUdozer.
Our future depends on it.
UWUdozer simps are a nuisance.
I am afraid of UWUdozer simps.
Do not be an UWUdozer simp.
by not LUKELCS October 22, 2020
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Simping Bimping

Someone who is simping bimping is basically simping but on a whole entire level, they would lie, and so anything out of their way to please the person of interest, usually they would also be referred as zaweer
Hey! I heard the zaweer is simping bimping again!
by Mr albert February 10, 2022
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art simp

A person who will DM you and befriend simply to get free art from you.
art simp: hewo uwu, *hugs* lets be frens
artist: shut up simp
by Dr.Putin March 15, 2020
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Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you
Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020
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Jasmine is a Simp

"Jasmine is a Simp for Max" "what a simp, Who?, Jasmine"
by Graham de Grant October 18, 2020
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