Kim psychotic personality

A mental illness that is marked by paranoia, antisocial personality, narcissism, and sadism. The North Korean dictatorial Kim family are the first ones to be diagnosed with such mental illness.
Kim psychotic personality runs in the family and is easily spread by years of desensitization, brainwashing, and other factors.
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Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
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The Sweetest Person ever

What's the sweetest person ever?

Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)

Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people
You're The Sweetest Person ever!!
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Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
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hot girl personality

Women who do not interact authentically in conversation based how attractive they think they are in relation to the person they are conversing with. They rely on generic platitudes as a means of minimal effort and offer no real substance.
Joe: Josh did you talk to Vanessa
Josh: I talked to Vanessa but it wasn't worth it because she has hot girl personality.
by YeetingYetimaster October 26, 2022
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Hori Punga Person

A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?

Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
by Hori Punga Person August 31, 2018
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the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you
the person you punch is next to you
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