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Matt

People with the name Matt have the most voluptuous dicks and will 10000% rip your pussy in two. They get all the females. People call him, 'Mrs. Steal yo girl'. This hotty will show up outa no where and steal yo bitch.
Matt is so fucking sexy in bed, he made me squirt all over.
by Johnisgay101 March 6, 2022
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Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They understand when something is wrong with you and help you to chose the right way
They know everything.
They are Beautiful

You: are going sad to school /work and say everything is okay

Mattes: knows that something is wrong with you and help you with your problems
by ♡M♡ December 3, 2021
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matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes
Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.
by josh eggil April 25, 2011
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Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.
Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.
by Uppies January 9, 2024
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Mini Matt

The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.
Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.
by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023
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Matt-oan

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Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.
by Whatugondo October 17, 2020
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Pulling a matt

Pulling a Matt is when you always make excuses up to no do things, or just slack off at work and just dick around on your phone, and just being an over all pussy.
Person 1: jeez that guys been on his phone slacking off all morning!

Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.
by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022
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