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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 24, 2024
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Therion girlfriend

a girlfriend that is not real but in you imagination goonotizes you
I just got my very first therion girlfriend
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therian girlfriend

therian girlfriend, a girlfriend that identifies as a therian and is often used as a joke
tyler: bro i need a therian girlfriend

max: me too bro
by eevee lover May 8, 2024
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Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously
She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
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Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.

She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.

Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.

And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!
Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.

Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat
by God_is_I May 12, 2024
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Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it
Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.
by safasgaga May 13, 2024
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