e-Balls

The scenario where a no-name administrative person sends threatening emails based on a lame attempt to pacify the demanding boss.

I got another email from that beyotch in payroll. She grew a pair of e-Balls in this last email.
I'll turn in my expense report when I'm damn good and ready.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 13, 2012

aka e

same.

Lacey: “I’m sad”
Calum: “aka e”

by piff ting July 10, 2020

e-bsession

A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>

Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.

Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.

by The Great Kraken March 07, 2011

e-gallivanting

To visit from one website to another in the pursuit of pleasure or entertainment

I should have been writing my paper, but I was e-gallivanting.

When I e-gallivant, I tend to visit Facebook, Youtube, and Twitter.

Myspace is where the douchebags and some music lovers e-gallivant.

by mischief81 September 29, 2010

e-dawged

When the absolute worst possible thing can happen to you, like Murphys law.

Yo!, you see that dude got punched out?! Yeah man...he got e-Dawged!

by Big Joe 81 December 17, 2010

E-Brake

When a male who has been masturbating reaches climax, pulls back on the penis hard (like an e-brake handle) and attempts to shoot his ejaculate into his own mouth

It was a little awkward explaining to my wife that I wouldn't kiss her because I came so hard earlier that I accidentally gave myself an E-Brake...

by Danbman77 March 05, 2021

Eazy-E

The founder of N.W.A., the godfather of gangsta rap. Eazy-E is kinda underrated, but definitely deserves the credit that other rappers like 2Pac and Biggie Smalls get. His rap career was cut short by him dying of aids.

Tyrone: "Man, Eazy-E was an amazing rapper and he made some bangers like Boys N Tha Hood and Eazy Duz It. Imagine rap if he was alive today."
Shaun: "Niggas be riding 2Pac's dick like he was some kind of god, Eazy and N.W.A. basically invented gansta rap!"
Johnny: "Lil Yachty is gangsta!"
Shaun: "Lil Yachty my ass!"

by dESpIcAbLE REtArD August 10, 2019