e-Balls

The scenario where a no-name administrative person sends threatening emails based on a lame attempt to pacify the demanding boss.

I got another email from that beyotch in payroll. She grew a pair of e-Balls in this last email.
I'll turn in my expense report when I'm damn good and ready.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

e-shame

To openly embarrass someone who forwards a hoax or otherwise lame email to a large group of recipients. Done by replying-all and pointing out the stupidity of it, usually with a link to a debunking article.

"My noob brother sent me the Microsoft email-tracking hoax. I had to e-shame him and sent the Snopes link to everybody on his list."

by Anonymooski September 19, 2009

e bottom

An e-girl or e-boy being bottom

"Who do you simp for dude ?" said Jack
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques

by Nmystere69 February 11, 2021

E Spot

This is the sensitive spot of skin on the inner part of the elbow just over the median cubital vein. By orally stimulating this area through licking and mainly sucking, this is an atypical but highly effective method of foreplay.

“It wasn’t really in the mood, but your e spot game got my panties wetter than a baby beaver learning to swim”

by Mothballz May 21, 2022

/e dance4

a dance that's never gonna come out and never will be because roblox ran out of ideas for dances and roblox seemingly likes some clickbaiters from 2013 or smth

/E DANCE4 / NOT CLICKBAIT / COPS CAME / LISA GAMING ROBLOX INCLUDED / WALKED TO BURGER KING / WALKED BACK TO BURGER KING / I DIED / MY DOG DIED / MY WIFE DIED / IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SCHOOLWORK GARBAGE BUT OK

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

E-douche

noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from Wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text space on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.

Joseph: "wants to know if Tom Cruise regrets destroying his career."

Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone

Carol: What career ....?

David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.

David: The Hardy Men (2013)

Mission: Impossible IV (2011)
Knight and Day (2010)

Valkyrie (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Lions for Lambs (2007)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Collateral (2004)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
The Firm (1993)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Far and Away (1992)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)

Cocktail (1988)
The Color of Money (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
Legend (1985)

All the Right Moves (1983)

Risky Business (1983)
Losin' It (1983)
The Outsiders (1983)

Taps (1981)

Endless Love (1981)

How many movies have you been in?

Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.

by RTLegerJR July 7, 2010

E-wit

The art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can't come up with something smart on the fly.

"Nicole's Facebook post was awesome!!"

"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."

by Imadouche October 21, 2009