A girl comes home from working at peaches and cream and she got given these toys for free and she was told to test them out. She goes home to her brother and golden retriever and shows them the toys. Her brother snatched her up and try’s out each toy but then they notice that their dog is watching so they call it up into the bed and proceed to fuck each other in a threesome. The girl loves it so much that each afternoon she comes home and fucks her dog for hours. Until one day her boyfriend come in and sees the dog inside his girlfriend. He screams and faints onto the floor. The girl gets up to check that he isn’t dead meanwhile the dog just licks up the remainder off the wet soggy floor
“Hi, have you heard why Maia isn’t at school?”
“Yeah, she done a dirty Ziggy and now she spends all her day fucking the dog until it’s dead”
“Yeah, she done a dirty Ziggy and now she spends all her day fucking the dog until it’s dead”
by Mucshakecumquatman January 26, 2021
When you are too excited to contain how you feel deep inside, and have no other way, shape or form of letting it out. It can all be explained with two simple words.. Ziggy Hayn! Did you know that World War 2 ended because the US troop shouted Ziggy Hayn to the German soldiers, which caused the nazis to immediately rethink their entire lives. At that very moment Germany knew they didn't stand a chance against the Ziggy Hayn. The two words were shouted by God in the beginning, then came the great planet earth we reside on now.
Cant wait to get Ziggy Hayn
Mom: How drunk are you son?
Me: Mother fucking Ziggy HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Mom: How drunk are you son?
Me: Mother fucking Ziggy HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by Badgerthesquid July 06, 2022
Ziggis are the kindest people in the world they are extremely selfless and kind to anyone she's just met. They are extremely pretty and have the best smile in the world. Also really weird though.
by Silenced sectrets February 21, 2022
by Jegan Monston September 16, 2020
by Moderately Warm Richard April 17, 2024
"Getting ziggied" is being Raped, Shot, and stuffed into your own cars trunk( specifically after leaving a club or bar)
"Holy fuck... he's getting Ziggied..."
by Greked ahh chuds December 27, 2024
To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.
Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
by Phill the Thrill December 30, 2011