Yoghurt Hat

Covering an unborn babies head in cum.

Sure i fucked her. I gave her baby a yoghurt hat.

by Silentduckfart July 8, 2025

Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot

“Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”

by Lurge October 5, 2020

Sling some yoghurt on

Originally from Drawn Together, To Ejaculate on something

Sure it goes without saying I wasn't about to sling some yoghurt on an unconscious womans feed

by Snode February 19, 2023

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017

nose yoghurt

The art of ejaculating into ones nostrils, then slurping it out...

Person1: Yo that girl is so cool, she let me nose yoghurt her

Person2: Bro that is gross

by Fdog111 June 15, 2020

bollock yoghurt

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt

The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.

by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023