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verouderen als yoghurt

Iemand die door de jaren heen alleen maar meer geschift wordt, veroudert als yoghurt.
Kanye West en Charlie Sheen verouderen als yoghurt
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018
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fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt

A fool-proof phrase that will instantly reset a distorted pattern of speech/stutter during a conversation.
"So I told Uncle Jay th-th-th.. fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt, that I didn't care for his choice of song"
by Jellybelly0 October 31, 2021
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Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesnโ€™t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot
โ€œFuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticksโ€
by Lurge October 5, 2020
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Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."
by yupyepyep June 4, 2017
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Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt
The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.
by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023
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space yoghurt

by captain here! August 30, 2017
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