A well known homosexual athlete that plays for the New York Mets. David Wright is in a relationship with Jose Reyes, and the two did a couples photo-shoot with esquire magazine (google it).
David Wright has done nothing of note during his short career, except for contribute heavily to the Mets 2007 collapse.
David Wright has done nothing of note during his short career, except for contribute heavily to the Mets 2007 collapse.
David Wright is the most overhyped player in baseball, but he sure does like going down on Jose Reyes.
by YesItsAFact September 18, 2008
A guy who fell in love with a very smart talented young woman but then she ripped his heart out and kept it in her handbag for a week to only gently put it back inside him and repair it
by Mr alway Wright March 13, 2016
An amazing guy who cares about everyone . A guy who keeps you happy . He is sweet , funny , always happy , and always there for someone. He is not gay.
by That drummer October 25, 2016
An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.
Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020
An emotionally immature psychologically manipulative fuckboy that appeals to both sexes and can't even comprehend the meaning of honesty or respect.. Uses people and when he can't find a reason to blame the others for his bitch ass choices he simply runs and hides like the widdle baby him is.
by DailyDoseofFuckOffMW October 02, 2021
a joke of a school. if you somehow didn't get into UD, you go here. also, they wish they were as good as UD at basketball. play in a real conference, douchebags.
by goflyers October 13, 2007