Working the fridge

When you are really bored and/or really high and find yourself rummaging though the kitchen way too much.

“Hey honey, let’s go for a walk. You are working the fridge way to much tonite.”

“Wow, we really know how to work the fridge in this house.”

“I got to stop working this fridge.”

“Got to be more to life than working this fridge.”

by RJLA January 7, 2023

real-working

Actually working. To be contrasted with social networking.

Nick: Why did you de-activate your Facebook account?

Amanda: It took up so much time, and I needed to get some real-working done.

by cherryblossom January 4, 2011

absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009

morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

My mic isnt working

The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.

Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)

by Yuri A. January 23, 2021

wordington

Substitute for "word," also meaning "well said" or "right on."

Statement: "Yo one day until summer break man!"

Response: "Wordington."

by K-Blizzy March 14, 2009

working in pjs

working from home. most likely in pajamas.

jax: you coming into the office?
mcg: naw, i'm working in pjs today.

by khup_ March 31, 2008